Goat Shit

mayet666 21 August, 2008 12:43 Australiana, Socks, The Crossroad Inn, Animals Permalink Trackbacks (0)

03:24 PM - Devastated Now Open
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes



Things are not well at the farm

*sigh*

It seems everytime I start to climb up the mountain in front of me, some asshole is there lying in wait with a foot out to trip me over.








Do you ever feel like that in life?

I feel like the kid that proudly set about to build a tower of blocks, only to have the resident bully come galloping up and kick it over.


Does everyone remember my Water Police Blog?

Community Criminal - Water Police Blog
Community Spying Blog

Where the neighbours "dobbed" me in to the "water police" for having an outside tap running for five minutes... well it seems the bastards around here are not just concerned with my water consumption.

This blog doesn't really need a thousad word essay of my rants and raves about everything that is wrong with our society and communities today... oh wait.. did I say

*Community*

What community....


A picture tells a thousand words so instead of words I will post a copy of the letter that I recieved in the mailbox today.







So yeah......................... what can I say....

Well a few things I guess... the first thing would be.. Why the heck didn't the "neighbour" come to me and ask me politely to keep my goats on my own property?

That is surreal to me.... I can't grasp why one would not have the common decency and respect to come to me direct and speak to me of their problem with my animals....



The next thing is about logistics. Ok so my goats might go jump the fence to go exploring every now and then. I live on a five acre bush property way out of town. The neighbouring property on one side has an empty house on it. I believe it is for sale and the owner lives over on the coast. The goats do jump over there and chomp their weeds occasionally until we catch them and chase them out.

It's empty... devoid of life.. just hanging around growing more weeds.....I have seen three hoomans step foot on it since we arrived here, The lawn mower man came on his ride on mower once and then the real estate came to show a man through the property on one other occasion... thats it... 3 people in two visits...hmmm

Now to the neighbour on the other side.. Once again its an empty property.. bar two horses...... the funny thing.. and I don't mean funny haha or even funny peculiar... I mean funny "ironic" is that those two horses often jump over to my property.. where i just shoo them back onto their own when I catch them... and thats only for their owners benefit cos really I couldn't care if they are on my property having a chomp........

But thats how I roll....
(I love that expression..it just sounds neat)

My own goats might go over to visit the horses once a week when they slip through the fence but they are soon rounded up and bought back when one of us sees them...



So their you have it.... my nuisance goats... They go jump the fence into empty bush properties once or twice a week just to check out if the grass really is greener...

and I get that letter..

*peers around at the trees outside*

It was the possums that complained I bet... or the King Parrots........the goats ate all their grain and seed I bet....



But seriously... are they serious....?

I mean .. they say they are serious and it is a serious matter..


Hell I can be charged and go to court for this

Jail even

Has life really become that Dictated?



In a footnote to "The Letter"

I got a "phone Call" today from a very friendly chappy who informaed me that this place is now under contract and he is coming to "value" it for the purchasers......

It's sold.. the clock is now on countdown....



I may not have a camera but I do have a webcam. Kaelan and Krystal above





Krystal and Kahleah

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